I just have to tell you this joke Maddy told Dan today while she was practicing her spelling homework:
Maddy: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Dan: why?
Maddy: Because he was trying to find Pooh! Get it? Pooh! Hehehe!
Me: (trying so hard not to laugh) Maddy, where did you learn that joke?
Maddy: I made it up, mom.
Dan: (rolling on the floor laughing with nothing to say but looking pretty proud of his daughter for telling her first dirty joke)
Me: sigh...
